my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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