She's JV to your varsity
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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