if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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