Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I got chris browned last night
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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