whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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