Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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