im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
is wine microwaveable?
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize