Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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