My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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