I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Found the puke drawer
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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