Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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