I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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