Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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