You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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