Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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