In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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