I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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