brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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