So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
