If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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