Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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