Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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