Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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