what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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