I can tuck mytits in my pants
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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