he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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