He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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