hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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