people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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