Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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