what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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