he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
its not stalking. its research.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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