I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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