she was so not down for the gang bang
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Success! We fucked roommates!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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