should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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