He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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