u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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