Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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