This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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