We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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