So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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