can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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