haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.