How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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