Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize