Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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