oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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