need another drink. this is the easiest way
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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