Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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