If that was your dad, he is hot
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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