Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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