Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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