i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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