all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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