hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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