He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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