sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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