Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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