what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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